Hopefully not so terrible about dealing with them.

 

I think it would be most interesting to follow my own movements at this point, as this is a time in my life that I am ashamed of. What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Last Tycoon”

Look, I’m sorry, but I’m going to be ornery at any album released between now and June 4th that isn’t …Like Clockwork.

highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:

What if when you got caught behind a slow-moving vehicle on the highway instead of honking at them, you pressed a button that screams “ACCELERATE!” in a dalek’s voice?