My blog is as afraid of commitment as you are, probably

 

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Sagittarius.

sailorskeleton:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

(Source: ihyperbolize)

almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

itty-bitty-love:

wantinganddreaming:

krtcobains:

bdsubmarie:

thisisnotthelinkyouarelookingfor:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.


Fuck you. I’m the Well-Educated Black Man.

Behold! The Bible Nazi(lollollollol)

Bow to me. I amThe Decision to Give Up

The overwhelming bible nazi…

I don’t normally reblog these but I got decision to give up

The horrifying customer! Fear me for i am here to make returns, then make the ‘there is no tag so i guess its free’ joke!”

I am The Infamous Tumblr Critic and find all your names woefully inadequate. 3.7/10.0.

almondkitty-tantricdreaminglover:

itty-bitty-love:

wantinganddreaming:

krtcobains:

bdsubmarie:

thisisnotthelinkyouarelookingfor:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!

Bow down for am I staying here.

Fuck you. I’m the Well-Educated Black Man.

Behold! The Bible Nazi

(lollollollol)

Bow to me. I amThe Decision to Give Up

The overwhelming bible nazi…

I don’t normally reblog these but I got decision to give up

The horrifying customer! Fear me for i am here to make returns, then make the ‘there is no tag so i guess its free’ joke!”

I am The Infamous Tumblr Critic and find all your names woefully inadequate. 3.7/10.0.

(Source: harryfloorcorn)